Thursday, October 28, 2004
British Beef
Mmmmmm... beef. Can't beat a bit of lovely pink bleeding steak. Or a burger, or mince in a bolognese or something. Lovely meaty, juicy, beefy beef! I often wonder when I wake up with a hangover, like I did this morning, whether it's really the onset of CJD caused by all the cheap crap but oh so tasty beef I've consumed over the years.
I also sometimes think back to the line in Beverly Hills Cop where Rosewood tells Taggart that the average American male has 5 pounds of undigested raw meat in his bowel or something. It makes me think I should go and get one of those colonic irrigation things to get all that nasty crap pumped out of my system. Is that a more effective way to lose weight than dieting?
I learnt something very valuable from Graham from Three Litre last night - You can't polish a turd in normal circumstances, but you can if you freeze it. So I could freeze the pumped out part digested contents of my inner bowel and spend hours polishing it, and the entire exercise would still be more musically relevant and interesting than British Beef.
I also sometimes think back to the line in Beverly Hills Cop where Rosewood tells Taggart that the average American male has 5 pounds of undigested raw meat in his bowel or something. It makes me think I should go and get one of those colonic irrigation things to get all that nasty crap pumped out of my system. Is that a more effective way to lose weight than dieting?
I learnt something very valuable from Graham from Three Litre last night - You can't polish a turd in normal circumstances, but you can if you freeze it. So I could freeze the pumped out part digested contents of my inner bowel and spend hours polishing it, and the entire exercise would still be more musically relevant and interesting than British Beef.
# posted by Mike @ 11:15 
