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Can't believe you didn't mention the following snooker players:

1. Bill "10 pints please, landlord" Werbenik
2. Kirk "No idea where my career earnings went to, honest!" Stevens
3. Cliff Thorburn. They called him "the grinder", which is more useful than picking it apart with your fingers.


Not happy with the blatant sexual overtones of your analogy about the band, Mike. I've told you before, I'm not that kind of guy. If I wanted to join a band to partake in all manner of indecent and covert sexual activities, I would have joined Red Antennae or Yankee 99er. This band just happens to be my Platonic metal band - we're enquiring after the true nature of "rock", the Socratic "Form" of rock and I'm currently drafting an "analogy of the cavern" which I hope will illustrate how much we rock in relation to early Beatles' performances. It's proving tricky though, we may have to pay girls to come to our gigs an dscream at us. Well, OK - so we'll only have to pay them to come to our gigs - and stay. That should be enough.

Possible lyrics to our first love song:

Oooh.. baby. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah-yeah baby.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby.
Wanna get closer to you.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo-oooooh, baby.

They're not finished yet. A work in progress if you will.

Thought of a good essay question the other day, thought I'd share it with everyone:
"The art of throwing a metallic disc via a series of controlled rotations within a defined launching area: discus."