Tuesday, April 19, 2005

 
Absinthe, the drink of champions. After considerable experimentation on Sat night, involving mixing large amounts of beer, whiskey, a shot of black sambuca and a vodka tonic, it was revealed by Kaupa Laboratories © that Absinthe is an excellent way to end an evening, as long as you want a very sudden, hazy and bizarre end to the evening. Aided by my respected scientific colleagues Ben Marwood, Charley, Andy from Impact, Tiki and Debbie from Kaldera, Paul Glover and Amy from Wire Jesus and a select handful of expert alcohol enthusiasts, several successful - and in-depth - studies were conducted into what has so far been a field reserved for amateur investigations. I'd like to thank Andy in particular for creating the test environment at his birthday bash, from which the base results of Stella and Jack Daniels were initially recorded.
Here is the final journal entry of Sat night/Sun morning, transcribed exactly as it was spoken:

"Mmm.. That Absinthe has woken me up a tre….*6hr time lapse*..at. What the? It's morning? And my head hurts?"

We are hoping that these tests will contain clues about time travel, as well as the hidden secrets of really bad headaches.

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