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Happy birthday to youuu.. Happy birthday too-oo youuu!
Happy birthday, dear Michael, Happy Birthday to youuu!!!!!!

You are 30, going on 31 - baby it's time to think
Better beware, be canny and careful, baby you’re on the brink!

You know it doesn’t make much sense
There ought to be a law against
Anyone who takes offense
At a day in your celebration
cause we all know in our minds
That there ought to be a time
That we can set aside
To show just how much we love you
And I’m sure you would agree
It couldn’t fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party
on the day you came to be..
Happy birthday Michael, happy birthday!

*der der-der-der-der-der der-der*
You say it's your birthday
*der der-der-der-der-der der-der*
It was my birthday too, yeah! We're gonna have a good time, etc!

Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses: a toast to man like Mikey - a bon viveur, a connoiseur, an excellent judge of character and, most surprisingly, a fine rhythm guitarist.

May the first 30 years of your life be completely eclipsed by the success, acclaim, awards and general high-falutin'ness of the next 30.